For the past few days I have had an incessant cough that's kept me from sleeping. My voice is all raspy and sultry. I was starting to hope it would stay this way until one of my friends told me, “You sort of sound like Tara Reid.”
Yeah, that pretty much killed the sexy.
Anyway, last night I had to take a sleeping pill and Nyquil just to get to sleep. Let’s hear it for over the counter drug abuse! My plan of attack tonight is to lie on the couch watching TV until I pass out. I hope it works, because I could really use a good night’s sleep.
Props to Joe for inspiring the title of this post. And Ben Stiller, of course. Don’t ever say I don’t give credit where credit is due. Also, don’t sue me. Thanks.
Sweet dreams, everyone. Good night. I hope.
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Hold on are we talking about the same Tara Reid whose Boobie popped out during a recent award ceremony? How is she in anyways Not sexy? I think she is a total babe... Either that Or I don't understand what “ that pretty much killed the sexy “ means...
BTW I hope you feeling better.
Yes, that's the one. You think she is sexy because you are a man, and that is how men think. Women think she is just icky. We'd much rather be considered Selma Hayek sexy than Tara Reid sexy. At least, I would.
I think they are both sexy. As you know I have always had a thing for dark haired and dark eyed girls. Nothing beats a true Mediterranean looking girl. Even though I must admit most people I know still go for big bosomed blond girls :-)
Personally I would be happy with a sane girl... You are all a bit nuts, every, single, one of you!!!
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