Last night I went to a bar in my hometown with some good friends from high school. Tons of people from our school days were there, including a guy I asked to the prom who turned me down. Painful. Fortunately, I don’t think he remembers this incident. He’s still quite cute, by the way.
My friends and I are all way hotter now than we were back in high school. My friend Liz has a theory that the popular kids in high school are people who reach the peak of their attractiveness when they are teenagers. The rest of us have a miserable time in school because we don’t peak until long after graduation. Now all of us uncool kids are in our prime (well, hopefully the beginning of our prime) and all the hot kids from high school are, theoretically, past peak.
Am I evil for hoping that the hot, stick thin girls from back then are all ugly and fat now? Probably. But doesn’t everyone hope for that?
Liz's husband wanted us to score free drinks from the guys we knew. I know that sounds kind of strange, but he will do pretty much anything for free stuff. “Liz,” I said, “with your boobs and my ass, we’re unstoppable!” We didn't try it though, as I was intimidated by the plethora of high school people.
Liz talked to one guy for awhile who I am certain didn’t say more than 5 words to us in high school. He was bombed and tried to grope her as we were leaving. She pointedly introduced him to her husband, and that was the end of that.
Anyway, I’m sorry I haven’t posted in awhile. My social life has been surprisingly busy, and when I have been home I’ve had no motivation to write, either for my blog or for my writing class, which is very bad of me. If anyone has any idea for blog topics, please comment, because I could use some inspiration.
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all. Trish out.
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"Trish out?" What kind of a closing is that? It's just as lame as "Seacrest out", the closing for one of my least favorite television personalities.
I am mocking Ryan Seacrest. It is also a reference to the Get Fuzzy strip where Bucky says "Tuna out." Were you a devoted Get Fuzzy fan, you might have caught that.
I love you, Lisa. :)
FINALLY!! Goodness, I have been waiting for a new blog entry for what seems like an eternity. By the way, I forgot about the avian flu thing - thanks for putting it on the sidebar. I burst out laughing when I read it. :)
I thought you'd like the bird flu quote. Good thing I email myself all of the crazy things you say. I have a whole archive folder devoted solely to Theresa/Joe/Tom quotes.
I had no idea that my "Trish is a cracker" rant had made your mental list. So what happened to the Bullshit Avenger pic? Your last profile looked fake, and this one doesn't contain all the Urso trademarks that we've all come to know and love. We want the B.S. chick with the short skirt and the CFMB's!
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